Tales from the World of Insane Clients

This guy, hailing from Melbourne, Australia, is just begging to be included in my blog of rants. What a complete moron! I am happy to note that no one has bid on his project. (Did anyone tell this guy that slavery ended around the world a LONG TIME AGO? Just sayin….)

“Native English writers only. I need hundreds of ebooks developed, all with the quickest turn around and to the highest standard. E-books must be sixty pages long, completely original and utterly captivating. Pay is $40 for TWO e-books. There will be roughly ten of the best writers selected. You will be given two topics and you must develop and send to me two ebooks within seventy hours. Please only bid if you can meet these requirements. Again, only Native English writers. You must also be readily contactable.

I look forward to your bids”

About Karen Y. Hamilton

Walt Whitman says about his autobiography, Specimen Days “…At any rate I obey my happy hour’s command, which seems curiously imperative. May-be, if don’t do anything else, I shall send out the most wayward, spontaneous, fragmentary book ever printed.” This is what I feel at this juncture of my life, the need to gather together memories of my ancestors as well as my own memories into some semblance of order. Because all of those fragments, all of the fragments that make up any life, become stories. I am the mother of three sons, who affectionately (I hope!) call me 'gypsy mom' because I tend to wander around a bit soaking in the universe's wonders. I am currently working towards an MFA in Creative Writing at Florida Atlantic University. I have published essays with Heritage Press, Florida Living, and the St. Pauls Review. I am currently working on a book of poems about the Florida Everglades pioneers and a memoir about grief and the bonds of friendship. I live in my hometown, Jupiter, Florida and work as a freelance writer and curriculum specialist.
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